Me:PSH.
Emily:DON'T PSH ME.
Me:...
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PSH
Emily:...
..
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HOW DARE YOU.
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Mom:You know he's old enough to be your father.
Me:The father of my children.
Mom:What?
Me:
Me:What?
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